...Creepshow (1982)

How do you rate a movie that is comprised of five different stories, directed by one George A. Romero and written by another Stephen King? If it's Creepshow with its vacillating quality, none too highly. The creepiest story is Something To Tide You Over with Ted Danson and Leslie Nielson and the showiest is The Crate with Hal Holbrook and Adrienne Barbeau so it would behoove you to fast-forward to these sections.